Inspired by Sadje’s What do you see #78 and VJ’s Weekly Challenge – I’m bored
i’m bored!
my teddy bear fell in the toilet!
i’m hungry!
jeffy took my crayons!
i’m thirsty!
mama, my finger is stuck!
sandra poked me!
jeffy hit me!
mommy, the cat looked at me funny!
come darlings
lunch is ready
the kiddie table is set
maybe some wine and a cigarette will calm you two down?
**DISCLAIMER – I’ve never offered toddlers wine or cigarettes.
I Write Her 
Ha ha I’ve never offered these too … but have thought to that extent to just calm my kids sometimes .. 😂nice take Susi .. 😊
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LOL I think as a parent we’ve all thought to! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
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Yesss 🙌💕
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:)
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Oh my. Maybe wine but the smokes?
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LOL NO, NEVER!! Just a mother’s wicked sense of sarcasm. ;)
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😅💜
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LOL this is cute!
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So happy that you did, Belladonna!
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Giggles…
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LOL I hear you! ;)
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ha ha
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:) Glad you liked it, Ruth!
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You did it again, Susi – a proper chuckle for that disclaimer :D
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Excellent! Thanks, Chris! ;)
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Hahaha. 🤣🤣 That is fantastic, Susi. Love it. ❤️
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Thanks, Jeff! Glad I could make you laugh! <3
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Welcome!❤ Indeed! 😂
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I loved the complaints! I always heard, “he’s looking at me” and “he’s breathing my air!” Hehe! I think I would have loved to have had a “kid table” when I was young – instead we had to sit with the grown-ups and use table manners….
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:) Glad you liked it, Val! So did we!
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Oh, I remember the kiddy table…
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I’ve sat at it many times…
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This is so cute. I’m sure you never offered a drink to a minor, but the thought May have crossed the mind of some parents. Thanks for joining in Susi.
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LOL Absolutely! :)
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😍👌
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Ha! Ha! Ha! I think I remember my mother saying a little booze in the bottle worked – not that she ever tried it. Oh, this reminds me of parenting.
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I am glad you diclaimed it…🤭
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;) Can’t have people thinking I’m a monster! lol
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☺️👍
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😄
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Love the disclaimer. My mother tried to get me to take Valium at the age of nine. Ah an addict mother.
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Whoa! Sorry to hear that!
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Thankfully Elat nine I knew better
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Yeah, I think the children in those environments had to get “street smarts” at a much earlier age. We weren’t taken care of properly so we had to take care of ourselves.
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True that!
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((hugs))
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