Some dads think punny is funny.
one doesn’t come across it often
this feat of lyrical astuteness
witnessed in written puzzles
i applaud these cerebral metaphors
enlightening us in phrases
challenging us with humor
to all the creators
with intelligence and sharp wit
a well-deserved hat tip
know if I
can keep carrying you.
You must have gained a few pounds over the Winter!
come at me
with this retort?
levity will not stand!
Take your tongue-in-cheek elsewhere!
It’s frivolous and facetious.
How dare you? We have ladies present!
Now shoo, take your flippant remarks with you!
To all who choose the path of matrimony –
I know you want your dreams to come true, have your happiness magnified and gain comfort as a result. Let me be the first to say – hope you’ll be the first to achieve it.
So let me wish you a marriage as tumultuous as a 3 am trot to the bathroom – predictable and uneventful. And may you have a sex life as exciting as being the survivor of slasher movies – adrenaline surging and you come out on top.
Good luck, good love and let’s hope karma is bullshit.