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one inspector and gadgets
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Tag: humor
Friends. Really?
Inspired by Moonwashed Weekly Prompt #131 – Idyllic & Reena’x Exploration Challenge #269 – Sarcasm
i
wonder
why our friends
chastise with puns
sarcasm can kill the idyllic moment
Stop Playing With Your Food
be provocative
rise to the top of your game
create your future
Inspired by Moonwashed Weekly Prompt #125 – Provocative
For those of you who have never heard of Pinky Patel on TikTok. She’s hilarious AND provocative at times! ;)
Enough Already
Some dads think punny is funny.
Think It Through
one doesn’t come across it often
this feat of lyrical astuteness
witnessed in written puzzles
i applaud these cerebral metaphors
enlightening us in phrases
challenging us with humor
to all the creators
with intelligence and sharp wit
a well-deserved hat tip
Oof!
Dude,
I don’t
know if I
can keep carrying you.
You must have gained a few pounds over the Winter!
#Whatdoyousee
Disrespect
How
dare you
come at me
with this retort?
Inappropriate
levity will not stand!
Take your tongue-in-cheek elsewhere!
It’s frivolous and facetious.
How dare you? We have ladies present!
Now shoo, take your flippant remarks with you!
A Toast
To all who choose the path of matrimony –
I know you want your dreams to come true, have your happiness magnified and gain comfort as a result. Let me be the first to say – hope you’ll be the first to achieve it.
So let me wish you a marriage as tumultuous as a 3 am trot to the bathroom – predictable and uneventful. And may you have a sex life as exciting as being the survivor of slasher movies – adrenaline surging and you come out on top.
Good luck, good love and let’s hope karma is bullshit.
I Write Her 