Inspired by Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Saturday Mix
My husband needed help in the pasture; graciously, I offered to lend a hand. There was a massive heap of cow shit needing mucking from the stall.
I thought I forgot my wedding ring. Nope, it had fallen off. Disgusted, I slowly began to dip my hand into the pile.
I Write Her 
that’s funny as hell! lmao. check out my page for some funny shitting stories!
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Thanks, RudeBert! :)
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Nice
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Thanks, Asmin! :)
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LOL Yup!
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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Hehe! The cow patty is much less noxious than pig manure! Hehehe! (I should know having a more than passing acquaintance with most types of excrement!)
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LOL I did not know that! Thanks, Val! *PS I fixed it. ;)
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🤣
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So happy to make you laugh, Cassa! :)
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It brightened my day further more. Thank you! 😄☀️
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I’ve heard of looking for a needle in a haystack, but looking for a ring in a shit pack
is enough to turn one’s hands black and give your mucous membranes a fart attack.
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LOL If you say so! ;)
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Tell me it’s fiction!
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It is tagged that way! :) LOL
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Phew. I missed that.
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:) That’s not saying it can’t happen in the future!
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😆
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Oops! That’s definitely a very shitty fate.
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LOL Yup! :)
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Oh my. So worth the risk though.
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Ha, ha! Yes, it is a treasured item. :) Thanks for stopping by, Jude!
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A pleasure.
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Ooops bad it looks.
Enjoyed the story. :D
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Happy you did, Kritika! :)
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:)
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I know this all too well
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I can imagine! But you love animals so much, so you have to take the good with the bad! ;)
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Haha! Good use of the words.
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:) Glad you enjoyed it, Sadje!
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👍👍👍
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Ewwwww. What a story!
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What can I say? Shit happens! ;)
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