The world is my oyster! I can enjoy myself, play around or divide and conquer. What shall I plan next? Perhaps I shall climb up a tall mountain untethered? Take off all my clothes at the top? I will try not to hurt myself. Here I go! It seems the other travelers watching are worried!
Halfway up, the ringtone on my cell phone distracts me. It’s my lawyer.
“What fresh hell are you up to now? Do you intentionally not want a future! Speak, what do you have to say for yourself?”
“Send a text next time. I’m busy!” Click.