Hear ye! Hear ye!
The latest aristocrat has arrived!
Born to a noble station, this lad
will want for nothing except
maybe a little less fame.
All births are precious,
though royalty gets international praise
for squeezing another out.
in another grand subject
added to the elite lineage.
The hoi polloi froth
with the news of this birth.
More gossip to be had about the royal icons.
All this attention
for something women have been
doing since the beginning of time.
This latest effort of reproduction exalted
leaving the average woman wondering,
“where’s my publicity?”